I don't know anything about moons and vampires.
I know that woman who wrote the books graduated from BYU. And I know that I attended BYU and did not learn how to write like that. If so, I doubt I would be sitting here on my keister on the couch, writing a blog in my pink housecoat that about three people read (Mom, Son, and Bobert).
If I had written these vampire books with my BYU education and my movie premiere was tonight, I probably would not have had to mop and shine all four bathroom floors AND the kitchen today. Man, I hate that job. I bet if my movie was showing tonight, I could have gotten someone from the Relief Society do my floors for me. Those ladies are great that way...always willing to come through in a pinch.
If I had learned how to write like that during my time at BYU, I bet the haircut that Mr. Fun gave me last night would be all the hollywood envy.
If I had learned how to write like that I would not have had to make dinner.
If I had learned how to write like that I would not have had to go to the hospital for three hours today.
If I had learned how to write like that I would have couple more dollars in my wallet than I have.
Perhaps I should request a refund from BYU.
By the way, Conan OBrien has a hair style that I had in high school. If I had been at my movie premiere tonight, I would have missed figuring THAT precious tidbit out. I guess things worked out for the best. :)
