So, Branson is home to the world's largest Titanic exhibit. Because nothing makes more sense that Branson would be the home. Land-locked state, foreign ship, no Missourians on board....perfect sense.
All the workers are dressed as maids and ships officiers as to make the experience that much more authentic. I paid over $20,000 dollars 15 years ago to learn that type of museum is called "interpretive." Good use of my college education this morning for sure!
Parts of the ship are made to scale from the original ships blue prints. It is really a nice museum, especially given it is only 15 miles from a town named Omaha, Arkansas, home of a guard goat (see below).
The museum collection is woth over $4 million dollars. It is very well done. I am not a museum curator but Mr. Fun's uncle is and since we are related, I am sure some of his knowledge has spilled over to me. He created the Shania Twain museum so it has to count for something.
Back to my near death tale.
As we going through the exhibit, a strange sort of yelling went on in the admission area, and then everyone was evacuated. As we peered over the bannister down below, I was wondering if perhaps it was part of the tours....pretending something terrible was going to come along--I mean it makes sense--we are on the TITANIC! Since there wasn't a lot of icebergs on Highway 76 where the museum sits, perhaps pretending a tornado would do the trick. So my mother says to the two museum people "Are we having a tornado?" They were like "duh..." so my mom says again, "I think they said a tornado is coming." The workers were like "whatever...we have time to take your cheesy picture for the overpriced snapshot of you photoshopped on the grand staircase" Tornado or not, we stopped for two shots...which I am sad to report did not look as good as this chick below. Maybe it is because we didn't have the dress.
It is true. A tornado or some sort of weather bad thing did come along. We got shuttled down the Grand Staircase to the Steerage level (hello, everyone died there...we just read it on the museum plaques)
so we weren't feelig that optimistic. The Girl was freaked.
So, we heard the winds. We had our handy staff in full costume saying "here are the flashlights in case we lose power." The whole thing was a little surreal. Acutally, it made me laugh, which made the Girl that much more crazy.
The pictures you are about to see are contraband...however, as we were almost dying in the third level hallway, I figured all the "no photos" rules could be bent.