Staley is the new high school that the Girl goes to. It is quite a facility. Award winning. Full of achievers. Great faculty. It actually is nicknamed "The Land of Milk and Honey." It is in its second year.
They love their "firsts" there. First pep ralley. First homecoming. First senior class. First, first, first.
To add medical insult to injury here in Andersonville, the Girl is now the first confirmed case of H1N1--you know....swine flu.