Just to prove that what you are about to see is TOTALLY true, I have snapped a photo of ONE of my medical visits just today. I have been to the Emergency Room THREE times since Friday so I know a thing or two about ERs. There are common threads you will find:
coughing kids with runny noses
old women who aren't wearing bras
some sort of bleeding
bed head hair
sweatpants
Having spent as many hours in the ERs of the world
(Hong Kong,Portugal, America...) I have see a lot of....
shall we say, "unexpected" things. There was the
doctor in Portugal that looked like she just stepped out
of the Rocky Horror Picture Show. There is the doctor
in Hong Kong who felt me up when I was treated for
my heart attack, just for fun.
But this...this magazine was the tops.
Say it out loud: Naked Neck Chickens.
However, not to be outdone....the Missouri magazine
added their own Poultry centerfold, but sadly, had
feathered necks. Just no comparison.
I couldn't believe my luck. I thought you should know the
However, not to be outdone....the Missouri magazine
added their own Poultry centerfold, but sadly, had
feathered necks. Just no comparison.
I couldn't believe my luck. I thought you should know the
secret to happiness: healthy chickens.
Perhaps I should be channeling my volunteer hours
Perhaps I should be channeling my volunteer hours
towards something that really matters....
Last but not least,
I was raised sledding. Sledding at home,
sledding at school. I know sledding.
But I have to say, I do not know
sledding your pet chicken.
Last but not least,
I was raised sledding. Sledding at home,
sledding at school. I know sledding.
But I have to say, I do not know
sledding your pet chicken.